Dream Weapon Rivalry

This was one of the first arcs, starting the same day the group went up. It started because Alex asked "I have a real question who in their right mind chooses the staff when starting a new game?" Which caused a shitstorm in the comments. It did die down after that post, but returned a few days later on the 23rd when Alanya posted a meme about it, causing more of a shitstorm and causing a war in the group for a day. Simon was the best, he posted a picture of the Dream Rod saying "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." Niki got triggered by this, saying Dream Sword is the best because of Slide dash at level 6, Calvin then posted "muh shield' Simon seemed to be the only one to noticed and said "why WOULDN'T you pick the super cool sword." The next related post was "This is a sword zone only kiddos, staff kiddies go to aisle 3 to receive your second chance at [WAY TOO FUCKING LATE INTO THE GAME]. Shieldfags, please speak with Officer Sephiroth about the 0.001 percent chance of beating him without having to physically remove your testicles from your scrotum. This has been a /khs/ official announcement. Please, have a nice day." Said by Niki, he caused the biggest shitstorm. A few minutes later Simon posted "I picked the Dream Sword because I prefer form over function with abilities, don't realize that MP is important for summon duration and magic strength, and prefer to tank hits with Second Chance or hope Donald carries me instead of learning how to parry, use Guard, or at the very least timing a Leaf Bracered Cure. Check out that fucking sick slide dash though." Making fun of Niki, this too caused a shitstorm. A hour later Brodin posted "Sword-chumps and staff-goys hold no candle to the superior endurance of the shield-gods" it was called poor bait immediately. The last post for the night was a poll made by John, his poll was "Let's settle this: Best Dream Weapon?" Dream Sword 15, Dream Shield 14, Dream Rod 2. According to the poll Dream Sword was the best Dream Weapon.

After the Poll
The next day Niki posted a picture of the Buff Trio, Buff Riku had the Dream Shield, Buff Sora had the Dream Rod, and Buff Kairi had the Buff Sword, this made everyone happy. a little later Luciano asked "What do I pick and give up to get Guard early?" Brodin tried to cause a shitstorm again by saying "Shield mater race," luckily nobody noticed or cared. Niki finally ended the war by posting the Memeblade, On the 26th Simon posted "Swordfriends are right MP is fuckin lame. I'm starting a new 1.5 LV1 file and picking the Dream Sword. When equipping One Winged Angel with no accessories on at level 1, it's possible to have a base MP of 0 if you chose anything other than the Dream Rod. I'm going in wish me luck, /khs/." Then on the 28th he posted "I'M BACK SWORD FRIENDS I FUCKIN DID IT"